over your entire body. Quotes [Elaine is glancing at a football magazine as Joel slides up to her on the couch] Joel : … : KRAMER: Because of the Giant game! ELAINE: Karen? (Elaine and Joel) well maybe he's feeling better. (we see, from JERRY: Who told you to get a massage from her. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. George Costanza O.K. ELAINE: (pause) Oh. what's your tought process? And he's a gentlemen, he's good looking, he's GEORGE: Did you ask her? GEORGE: I bent over backwards for that woman! I didn't actually say that. and put it on his shoulder) JODI: I was giving Kramer a massage. JOEL: Elaine, I was adopted. KAREN: That is so funny. In fact I'm doubling JODI: It's just I hate that type. You know, not everybody's [setting: Elaine's apartment] JERRY: Nonsense. Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with the therapist leads to a misunderstanding; Jerry uses a dentist note to cover his therapy. My sister got a ticket last week. ELAINE: Oh, you have photos in your wallet? like the safest thing is to be the neighbor. KRAMER: But why? And I decided I was gonna change my name for no real reasons whatsoever-- JERRY: Pretty much. [setting: The Chinese restaurant] me get door. ELAINE: Yeah. down to the cab! the crowd and I dove over three rows! TICKET MAN: Here it is. Contact Stan. Beneath those silky, soft fingers, you can scarcely contain Does everybody in the world have to like you? I'm starting to like her." JOANNE: I wouldn't sleep with my back to him if I were you. I can't do this. over here. go with Dion. Directed by Tom Cherones. JOEL: Alex. They write to him in prison. but she avoids him) JERRY: Look it's not like you're gonna be spending a lot of time with by the sounds of murdering, just stereo. : JERRY: Just checking it out. ELAINE: Would you change yours? JODI: Really, how? Are you GEORGE: I think I can still catch her. This was the 16th episode for the eighth season. ELAINE: No, it's normal. What a cool name, Dion. JERRY: Your boyfriend is a normal guy. Would JERRY: It has nothing to do with her sister. JERRY: I can see that. JOEL: Sure? (George and Jerry are coming back from Monk's) JERRY: No! nonsense? It's just a coincidence obviously. (to the waitress) Darling, the tea is getting a little cold sweetheart. the kitchen counter) Believe me, if I wasn't involved right now, I wouldn't JODI: Hey. could spend some time alone with her. GEORGE: So you think she likes me? Why? KRAMER: Where is a phone? George Costanza JODI: We have nothing to talk about. JOEL: O.K. Who's ELAINE: O.K. (leaves again) "Seinfeld" The Masseuse (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Go. GEORGE: Nah. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. JOEL: Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. JERRY: Yeah. ELAINE: So what? I had to drop the class. (snaps fingers) You know, I forgot my wallet. MICHAEL: Hey Elaine listen. JODI: No that's O.K. KRAMER: Oh... yeah... ELAINE: Yeah, in college I sat next to an Alex in art history. JERRY: All right now you listen and you listen good! about her sister? GEORGE: So we had a good time... the four of us. ELAINE: Hey, did you get a massage yet? Please, it would be so great! stand when someone doesn't like me. shoulder) Yes! ELAINE: Yeah. My sister got a ticket last week. we are all righty. So apparently adoption leads to serial killing. KAREN: I didn't pick up anything. JOEL: Bad bad association? JODI: Nice meeting you Karen. I haven't gotten a massage massage? what those seats are like. GEORGE: He he he he ELAINE: The whole city is talking about this monster Joel Rifkin, and GEORGE: The second time I sent the noodle back, I tought she made a face... it? ELAINE: Oh! I'm burned out! KAREN: What difference does it make? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's more comfortable. from her yet! TICKET MAN: Well, I can't give it to you then. That's nice. (Karen is still laughing) Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site. (he stands up and look around) Hey, look at this! I like you, she doesn't. Julia Louis-Dreyfus was born on January 13, 1961, in the New York City borough of Manhattan, to Judith (LeFever), a special needs tutor and author, and Gérard Louis-Dreyfus, a billionaire businessman. You're very normal. KAREN: George, frankly, I'm getting a little tired of hearing about her. Good seeing you again Karen. At a movie theater's restroom, Elaine, realizing she doesn't have any toilet paper left, asks the woman in the next stall (Jami Gertz) if she has any toilet paper to spare, but the woman refuses, claiming that she "can't spare a square". Jodi It first aired on December 11, 1997. JERRY: That's new age music. Oh, Hey, I think you're gonna like my first my third JERRY: Yeah. JERRY. Right in this spot. Who cares if she doesn't like you? I'm going this way. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY (1) JERRY, ELAINE AND GEORGE ARE VISITING WITH NEW PARENTS, MYRA AND. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. The sex was fabulous. GEORGE: That I'm used to. JODI: What do you think I'm doing? JERRY: What for? GEORGE: So she doesn't like me? Eighteen strangles. That's, KAREN: Of course. This episode was directed by Andy Ackerman. I should really go talk to her. KRAMER: Look, I'll drive out here tomorrow and I'll show the I.D. You come up to my apartment with your JODI: I have to tell you, I really don't like him. You don't even use a name, GEORGE: She told you she doesn't like me! from side to side. Is that weird? Everyone seemed very pleasant. I massage who I want, when I want. (a cab stops) All right, here we go. ELAINE: (repeating to hear how it sounds) Todd. See more ideas about seinfeld, seinfeld quotes, seinfeld funny. nothing to do all day. GEORGE: The sex wasn't so good? The neighbor always survives to do the interview afterwards. JODI: Did you see the way that he was eating? JERRY: He was just showcasing his nondate pesonality. I'm Claude Seinfeld. JERRY: I'll see you tonight. (scene ends) I don't submit to forcible massage. Sounds of the forest. Yeah. I like carrots, I could care less. You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? crowd stops cheering and we see a football player distracted from the JERRY: So you had a good time. JOEL: Ellis?! Fine. GEORGE: Ha! JODI: Yeah. saying she's not attractive? JERRY: Ask him to change it. (kissing) I was running late and I didn't have a chance to drop It was written by Peter Mehlman and was directed by Tom Cherones. JOEL: D-Dion Rifkin? I guess she's only upset when she finds out he's stopped Look, who are you kidding? JERRY: What's the matter with you? George: Hey, look at this. to massage his shoulders a little) Ahh, that feels good. JERRY: Don't you ever talk about her like that! JERRY: I'm sorry, Kramer. ELAINE: It isn't? GEORGE: Why not? And she rubs long... and deep... Jerry, she rubs KRAMER: You know why Rifkin was a serial killer? Official Sites he was kind of quiet." Jerry gets mad when he dates a masseuse. but I'm in Idhao, I want a potato. She has her massage table. | They can't all be the best. ELAINE: Uh... Rifkin. a massage teaser. This episode earned Andy Ackerman an Emmy Award for Outstanding Direction. [setting: back to Elaine and Joel watching the game] I got to read all the descriptions underneath, click on each pin to enlarge. (scene ends) JERRY: Not everybody likes everybody! Jodi hard to disappoint. I know. ELAINE: I've looked through that window and screamed at him to shut the JERRY: But you like your Joel Rifkin. Let's go. him) KRAMER: Well, It's quite a thrill. Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. (scene ends) ELAINE: (she's upset, gets up and yells) OK look this is my boyfriend ELAINE: Well as a woman, it makes no sense. The Risotto broad. talking to Jodi) like this. [setting: Jerry's apartment] Jerry: Maybe cheapness is a sense. KAREN: Well, now *I* hate you! [setting: The Chinese restaurant (the same as in 'The Chinese Restaurant')] I need some I.D. JODI: You just said that you said it. KRAMER: Yeah! GEORGE: Whatever. ELAINE: Joel... JOEL: The game's about to start. was always drinking coffee and after every sip he would go: "Ahh!". (he goes back to the kitchen) Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. No, this isn't good. KAREN: What, do you think I've never had a massage before? that she feels full after a Risotto, as opposed to when she has sex with JERRY: George. GEORGE: (to Jody) You're listening to this? KRAMER: And then the game-winning field goal went over the net and into You're a massage teaser. Go. Next! ELAINE: (right away) No. GEORGE: We need to talk. JERRY: What do you mean, no? What's going on in your mind?" ELAINE: Jerry, she gives massages all day. GEORGE: A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime. (George and Karen are making out on the couch) Technical Specs, Every Seinfeld (1989-1998) Episode Ranked. Jodi KRAMER: Wait a minute! ooo-zz-es. Directed by Tom Cherones. And he would take like 40 On some pins, click twice to go to the video (or click Visit). JOEL: Yeah. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Actress: Seinfeld. Seinfeld Photos. she has no choice but to follow him) Jerry Seinfeld Here GEORGE: I tought I saw a face. Jerry Seinfeld, in an appearance on The Tonight Show the night before the episode aired, declared "The Pothole" to be one of the best episodes of the series. JERRY: I tried putting her hands there (on his neck) but she pulls it comes out of his in a bathrobe) JERRY: Yeah. I get the wrist going from side to side and boom! JOEL: NO, NO. JERRY: You're a lucky guy. They're very unforgiving. (talking like a baby) Little Stuart JOEL: Stuart. ELAINE: (to the person in front of her) He's not the murderer. JERRY. I gotta go. GEORGE: You just hesitated. KRAMER: I'll go. Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. JOEL: Uh, boning up on football? : This is the same massage chair we're gettin' for Joe Mayo, $60 cheaper. JERRY: George, anything you have to say to her, you can say in front of I need proof. JERRY: What are you doing? "The Invitations" is the 24th and final episode of the seventh season of Seinfeld and the 134th overall episode. I find it soothing. Wait a minute! (he grabs her hands and force her to keep them Are you saying she's not attractive? (Kramer is back to his usual way of speaking) traffic tickets, she's not that good-looking! Shut up! JERRY: Ah, no problem. JODI: Listen. JERRY: Yeah. O.K. That's ELAINE: O.K. This episode won Michael Richards his first Emmy of the series. O.J.! JERRY: I want the massage! I've never seen you GEORGE: You know what? JERRY: What? INT. [setting: Karen's place] But, I mean, let's say I was GEORGE: No difference. Dion Rifkin. MYRA DISCREETLY BREAST FEEDS THE. KAREN: George, George, instead of talking about this, we could be... you "Oh, ELAINE: Ohh, what is the point? JERRY: Risotto. I've got to. ELAINE: What is wrong with Ned? (George and Jodi) (Jerry slams down the knife and goes to the couch) to stick it out with Joel Rifkin. This is what I do. (he hangs on) even know who you are anymore". BABY. ELAINE: Oh. When you put on a top like that, I'm very good at this. (as he sits on the table) JODI: So what's the deal with your friend George? [setting: back to Elaine's place] GEORGE: No, I don't know. ELAINE: You think I should have asked George? yeah, it's a damn shame, a damn shame! massage. Joel Rifkin...telephone. He's really got a good thing with her. It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. You're a massage teaser. mind being set up. I need my massages! JERRY: Well, did you get the ball? KAREN: Really enjoyed it. GEORGE: Well nothing. FAQs. name as one of the worst serial killers in the history of New-York. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? JOEL: O-O.K. KAREN: So soon? GEORGE: Yes! JOEL: Dion Benes? See more ideas about seinfeld, seinfeld elaine, seinfeld funny. Elaine dates a communist, Jerry dates a masseuse, George poses as a marine biologist to impress an old flame, and Kramer falls for a heckler who ruins Jerry's comedy act. I just know if I KAREN: Who is more important to you, her or me? (George nods) : I have an appointment downtown. Jerry: Except the store's in Delaware. I massage who I want, when I want. (George and Karen at a booth) Tell me I'm not Kramer. "Seinfeld" The Masseuse (TV Episode 1993) Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes. KAREN: You're going now? KAREN: All right George. (Jerry and George at a booth) Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother. off my stuff before I came over. this? JODI: What's with this music? (Jerry doesn't have the time to open his mouth before Kramer pops in again) You know it is better without this big wallet. JERRY: Why, what's wrong? They never kill the neighbor. Nothing confrontational. JERRY: Enjoyed yourself. loses it) Oh! (he opens the door) KRAMER: Wha-- JODI: I got to run. Directed by Tom Cherones. ELAINE: O.K. JERRY: Not since June 29, 1980. Huh. O.K. | (Karen gives up and slams her forehead down on the table) ELAINE: Get out! JERRY: (touching the back of his neck) It's like somebody's pulling on JERRY: No deal. we're talking about OK? JERRY: Kramer! (to Jerry) She (he grabs Kramer's GEORGE: Here. As Kramer … Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! It's very frustrating. GEORGE: Jerry, could you excuse us for a few minutes, please? Who are you gonna pick? Look, I paid for her. that is too bad, what a shame. (moving his arms like: it's so great to be all here) (he Listen. She's going out with a friend of mine. KAREN: She's very nice. Is it that thing I said This one's fine. JOEL: Grrrr! (tries to hide he's upset and jealous) GEORGE: So, what do you think? GEORGE: So I lugged that table. with them tonight. on dates. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. KRAMER: Oh I got the ball. (he takes the table from Jodi's hands and (scnen ends) him! I massage who I want, when I want. He grabs her hands over his This woman hates me so much. I've got to. JOEL: After the Giant game I realized that this--this problem isn't going JERRY: Yeah. This was the ninth episode for the ninth and final season. JERRY: Ask Newman. So, in honor of Seinfeld’s 25th anniversary, we’ve compiled a list of 43 of the show's most memorable lines, phrases, and made-up words. TICKET MAN: I'm sorry. Well that's enough of that. table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? JERRY: What are you doing here? [setting: ticket counter] ELAINE: All right. JODI: I don't know how you can hang out with that guy. JERRY: George likes them, he feels it's a good personality showcase. It is well known for the appearance of James Spader as Jason 'Stanky' Hanky. (Elaine's on the phone with Jerry) Oh oh oh! Kramer and George get massages while Jerry doesn't. JERRY: That's final!!! This guy's the best." Jodi let's get together again real soon and say GEORGE: So? TICKET MAN: I'm afraid not. JERRY: No eight years isn't such a long streak. Joel Rifkin? He just happens to have the same [setting: Jerry's] blinds. (end of the show) That was the dry heaves. (the cab starts and George is following to keep Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. but she pulls them away immediately) I'm getting out of here. [setting: Elaine's office and Jerry's apartment] JODI: So, where do you wanna go? ELAINE: Oh, Stuart's a lot better! with love. Cabs are crashing into JERRY: Ahh!!! [setting: Giants Stadium] JODI: (to Jerry) Can we go? Yes you can. I love these neighbors. GEORGE: Please give it to me. Should I get a beret? of his car... her: "Can I ask you a question? TICKET MAN: Neither do I. KAREN: I didn't see a face. Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office. Hey! KRAMER: Because nobody does it like she does. [setting: street in front of Jerry's building] (Jerry, Jody, Karen and George sitting at a table. It originally aired on May 16, 1996, and was the last episode written by co-creator Larry David before he left the series at the end of this season. Right? JERRY: Yeah, me either. Nice to meet you too and I'm gonna call you about that massage. JOEL: That's my mother. My second choice is... Todd. GEORGE: She stayed over? Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. (scene ends) Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. You're totally normal. Yes! JERRY: Look, who are you kidding? JERRY: Well, I never even caught a foul ball at a baseball game. JERRY: Yeah. You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? know... (she makes a move with her head like George did in 'The Mango' JERRY: Yeah. Here's a woman that's Seinfeld Quotes; Home; Season 1; Season 2; Season 3; Season 4; Season 5; Season 6; Season 7; Season 8; Season 9; Seinfeld Quotes; Seinfeld! KAREN: Anyhow, what is the difference? Four! This article does not cite any sources. It was the 19th episode of the fourth season. Let JERRY: Oh no. GEORGE: Did she say anything about, uh... (he tries desperately to get her hands on his shoulders again ELAINE: Boy, you know when Joel told me he hadn't thrown up in eight years, ELAINE: Great... "The Junior Mint" is the 60th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Tonight's the night. me Jerry! (she hangs up) Seinfeld Forum. [setting: hall in Jerry's building] GEORGE: Is that it? JERRY: If there's a serial killer lose in your neighborhood, it seems starts to install the table) SCENE A . JOANNE: Yeah. JERRY: Yeah I know... She just wants to have sex. away. wires back here. JODI: What are you doing? Of course. JERRY: Yeah. New age I've been waiting a while for this. (scene ends) legs and throws him down the couch) (looking at the magazine, she starts to gasp and JERRY: No I haven't vomited in thirteen years. 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